Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Standards of Beauty or S.O.B.

Hello my lovelies...
Whenever you see irate Wonder Woman, you'll know I'm a little annoyed. Yes, yes, I know she's built kinda like Barbie with a side of Xena the Warrior Princess but her eyes show the white hot fury of a thousand suns, so she serves my purpose.
Recently, I ran across a website comparing Sarah Jessica Parker's face to the face of an actual HORSE. Yes. A freakin' animal! I was appalled.
I have no idea what the owner of that website looks like but I like to think their face resembles saggy monkey balls.  Stupid asshat.
How do you know when western standards of beauty are bullshit? WHEN EVEN CUTE WHITE GIRLS CAN'T ATTAIN THEM!  
This mentality is incredibly damaging to young girls of all races...Gabby Sidibe has had to listen to people say she'll never work again simply because of her weight (this in an age when Snookie and The Situation have a tv show? WTF!?) and Heidi Montag has surgically changed her entire appearance just to be accepted by people she doesn't even know. 
Every time I look in the mirror I see my mother's face. I can't imagine the kind of self-hatred it would take for me to cut it away.
STOP THE MADNESS!
Just for you, my lovelies~
Top 3 Ways to Identify Asshats:
#3 Asshat Indicator
Women who see other attractive women and then roll their eyes and call them a bitch under their breath.
#2 Asshat Indicator
Men and women who think curvy women like Kim Kardashian are fat and need to drop a few.
#1 Asshat Indicator
Men who encourage their women to have plastic surgery to fit some ridiculous beauty ideal.
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Okay, random question... why are all the Black women on America's Next Top Model enforcing EVERY NEGATIVE stereotype ever invented about Black women? Really Tyra? Really?
Of course, on a positive note, a couple of them look like they've been dipped in chocolate!

CHIC OF THE WEEK: SJP in Marchesa
This damn dress drives me insane! 
It's like goth, rock & roll fairy godmother out on the town. I heart it. 
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Okay, now that I've ranted all night, I feel much better now. I think raging Wonder Woman may be dragged back to her cage soon.  I can hear the sirens in the distance...
Until next time, keep it cute!

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