Zac Posen hits the Target

Due to the ridiculously high number of typos in my last post and my reckless disregard for Spell Check, this blogger will refrain from the consumption of wine and/or spirits during the making of these posts. My bad, y'all! Saucy posts don't always make for good reading. I now return you to your regularly scheduled posting...

After the uninspiring (read: boring) and youthful (read: unsophisticated) Gautier for Target line, I was pretty excited about the Zac Posen for Target line. And for someone who still rocks a Jheri Curl, he didn't disappoint. (Just kidding, Zac. I'm insanely jealous of your luscious, naturally swirly locks!)

Posen for Target launched in the U.S. on April 25th but will be gone after May 30th. It's mostly sweet little feminine dresses with lovely structure and thick hems, but there are also smart suits,  fun swimwear and outerwear that flatter every body type. 

Price range: $49.99 (read: $50) for a belt to $299.99 (read: $300) for a replica of a dress that Katherine Heigl wore to the Emmy Awards. (See below. Heigl wore it in white.)

In an effort to drum up hype for the Posen line, only 50 of the Heigl dress will be available for purchase. The best news? The dress does not come with Heigl's mouth or bizarre sense of entitlement. Enjoy!

Admittedly, this line is a little pricey for Target, but it's comparable to its other designer lines.

Totally gratuitous:

Christian Louboutin's Robot 120 shown below. I can't stop staring at this shoe. I fantasize about melting it down and drinking it from a Martini glass...

What would it taste like? Silky smooth on your tongue, perfectly chilled but turning your insides warm as soon as it slides down your throat... Woo, chile! I need to stop! Moving on...

CHIC OF THE WEEK:

Jessica Marais at the 2010 Costume Institute Gala wearing J'Aton Couture.

Jessica is an Australian actress and I couldn't tell you one thing she's been in, but the gown she's wearing is GORGE! No?

Okay, my lovelies, it is not lost on me that having banned myself from drinking while blogging, I have resorted to fantasizing about drinking...WHILE BLOGGING. I swear by all that is holy (and some unholy shit) that I don't have a problem. That whole shoe in a glass thing was kinda like a weird porn outtake. My apologies. Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa.

Now, I'm gonna go get me a cuppa water.

Until next time, my lovelies, keep it cute!