The Girl With The Most Cake

"I want to be the girl with the most cake/ I love him so much he just turns to hate 

I fake it so real I am beyond fake/ And someday you will ache like I ache 

Some day you will ache like I ache/ I am doll parts"

'Doll Parts' by Courtney Love                                                                                                 

Hello, my lovelies!

Yes, I know. Courtney Love is batshit crazy but I really like some of her music. So anyway...today's post isn't about clothes or shoes. Get over it.

Did you have a visceral reaction to the picture of Megan Fox above? People fling vitriol at Foxy like chimps fling poop. Much of the poop flinging is unfounded, i.e. she's constantly called a slut and a whore, but she's been in an exclusive relationship for years. (Would she be called a slut/whore if she were considered homely and plain? Not so much.) Reports about her being "fired" from the Transformer's franchise were filled with so much glee that I was a little uncomfortable reading them. Megan contends she voluntarily left the franchise because Michael Bay is an asshole, treated her like crap and was a tyrant on the set. Bay has had this rep for years. Everybody knows. But Megan said unfortunate things, comparing him to Hitler being only one of them. She's not really polite, she's not quiet or demure and doesn't seem to care much about tradition. People punish her for it, while at the same time, consuming her brand with such voracity that she's become a movie star.                                                                                                                         

Megan Fox is the girl with the most cake. So are Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. So were Lena Horne and Dorothy Dandridge. 

To me, the 'girls with the most cake' are the women with undeniable sex appeal and seemingly unattainable beauty. They also are completely aware of their feminine power and use it to get what they want. Other women have trouble relating to them and sometimes feel hostility toward them whether they deserve it or not.                                                                                     

The following are photos of Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston (not a cake girl) in similar poses and states of undress.

Though both are beautiful, one might want to tie up her man and walk on his back naked wearing five inch Stilettos. Hmmm, I wonder which?

It could be either one. Yes?                                                                                                  

Here's my point: Unattainable beauty and/or raw sex appeal probably shouldn't contribute to a woman's status as a social villain. (Being an asshat should be the primary contributor) And if a woman is cute like the girl next door, that doesn't mean she's not plotting to glue her boyfriend's junk to his stomach in his sleep. 

Women are women. Some bitter, some sweet. Of course, no labels are actually needed. But just for fun...I'm the girl with the most shoes. Carrie Bradshaw doesn't really exist, so I'm claiming the title. Anyone who wants it will need to arm wrestle me for it. And you bettah bring it boo-boo, because I will grind unworthy opponents into a fine powder.                                                                                                                                                                                    

Totally Gratuitous...

Common. This man is just FINE for no reason! And now that he's done bouncing quarters off of Serena Williams' booty, I'm throwing my hat in the ring. Hey Common? I have about a thimble full of booty compared to Serena, but it's cute and firm! Come check on it!                                                                                                                                                              

Chic of the Week: Zoe Saldana

Everything Zoe is wearing can be found at Gap, Bebe, Macy's, Target, etc, etc... A black sweater and dark jeans are a classic look, but her choice of accessories creates an easy chic anyone can achieve. You probably already have these items in your closet!

Until next time, my lovelies...keep it cute!                                                                               

R.I.P. Lena Horne