Thursday, September 22, 2011

Reverse Midas Touch

 Okay, I know I've been M.I.A. on here for months but that's over now. Bygones.

Anyway, I recently saw an interview with Mitch Winehouse (Amy Winehouse's father) in which he talked about how Amy's ex-husband said openly that he liked getting high and had no reason to stop. He was the first person to take a needle to Amy's veins. Of course, she was a grown woman and responsible for her own actions but Blake Fielder-Civil had a huge mitt-sized hand in her demise.
Blake Fielder-Civil is a loser. Everything he touches turns to shit. Classic Reverse Midas Touch.

There's a metric fuckton of people out there with Reverse Midas Touch and they all want to be your friend, partner, boyfriend and/or spouse. Be careful if you invite them in. It might be fun for a while, but it always goes downhill. Without fail.
Here's my litmus test to detect losers: I feel emotionally and physically WORSE (physically as in tired, drunk, hungover, sore or injured) after spending time with them. Sound familiar? Then don't feel bad about telling those mutherfuckers to take the highway. Just sayin'.
On another topic: Weed Texting=Drunk Texting. Stop the madness, people!!!

Also, there's no need to excuse horrible behavior because the offending douchebag was drunk. Studies show that they are totally aware of their behavior...they just don't care as much, which makes them extra douchey.

On yet another topic, why are all the Republican candidates for President batshit crazy??!! How are we supposed to be respected on a world stage with a president who rejects science, wants to set women's rights back 50 years and doesn't know basic American history? (I'm talking about you, Michele Bachmann)
Michele Bachmann stars in The Shining
Vladimir Putin would make them piss their pants. Obama isn't perfect but the Republican candidates are a joke. The American people deserve better than those idiots spouting off platitudes while standing atop haystacks in "Real America". These people have no power or influence other than what is given to them by voters. Right now, they are so very FAIL.

You see what just happened? A blog of rant. It's uncool and it happens when I go too long between posts. Won't happen again. Bygones.

Until next time, keep it cute!