I love you people, but seriously? Kristen Stewart is NOT and has NEVER BEEN in a relationship with Robert Pattinson.
Please
stop with the weeping and gnashing of teeth about her "affair" with some
married dude.
That entire story was a lie too. Because you know what?
NOW you know who Rupert Sanders is, and what his face looks like. Just ask yourself this: Why is there a VERY clear photo of Stewart and Rupaul, er, Rupert in a VERY open area and NO clear kissing images of she and her "boyfriend" who she's supposedly been with for THREE FREAKIN' YEARS? They're only seen together for Twilight press.
They've
never said that they're together. The media said that. And the Edward
and Bella lovers of the world projected their feelings about these
characters onto these relatively unknown actors. The tidal wave of
attention and admiration that suddenly washed over them must have felt
incredible.
Sure, let people believe we're in love. Who's it going to hurt?
And a metric fuckton of money was shat out of the ass of this enormous cash cow. Bravo, Summit Studios. Bravo, assholes.
This happens in Hollywood all the time and the reasons for the deceptions vary widely. Many times the deception is about publicity and staying relevant, but sometimes the deception is about hiding a gay lifestyle. (Stewart is widely rumored to be a lesbian. If that's true, that might be the most interesting thing about her. Her beauty and talent are totally overshadowed by her personality which is like a kid wearing doody diapers.)
Who are a few other celebs with rumored fake arm candy?
George
Clooney and Stacy Keibler: Really George? You guys have absolutely no
discernible chemistry. I can't imagine you have much to talk about. But
whatever. I suppose your publicist will go bat shit insane if people stop asking you if you're ever going to
get married again.
Kim
and Kanye: I love how the two most terrible people in pop culture
(other than Mel Gibson) have made their way into each other's lives.
Nice follow-up to your fake ass marriage Kim.
Liza
Minnelli and David Gest: Dude was like Captain SuperGay and everyone
knew it. When he was told to "kiss the bride" it looked like he was
eating Liza's face.
Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden: Ew. Just ew. Um, excuse me? You got a little desperation on your face. What happens when no one is interested in granting you freaks a reality series?
And now for your entertainment...I give you the vocal stylings of Ms. Courtney Stodden. I would apologize in advance for offending your musical sensibilities, but this shit is so funny you'll thank me later. (By the way...5 million views and over 73 thousand DISLIKES. Lol!!)
And of course, Tom Cruise and John Travolta merit a mention.
The most appalling liars?
J.
Edgar Hoover: Who was also hiding the African American side of his
heritage. Yes chile, he was passing for white...but that's another blog for
another time. Meanwhile, you can read about it here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/therootdc/post/was-j-edgar-hoover-black/2011/11/20/gIQAZcu3kN_blog.html
Ed
Koch: Showed up at a couple of events with Miss America. He was doing a
little too much, because people were already hip to who his lover was.
Bishop
Eddie Long: His sexual relationships with teenage boys in his
congregation were barely hidden. Charges were filed, settlements were
reached but the majority of his congregation were so blinded by loyalty,
they lifted him up as "King". Seriously.
I think part of this bizarre
behavior has to do with much of the black community being in major denial about
how common homosexuality is among African Americans.
Ted
Haggard: Yet another in the long line of Bible thumping hypocritical
preachers using hell-fire and damnation rhetoric to cloak their own gay
desires and behaviors.
Celebrity lifestyles and the lives of public figures are so WEIRD nowadays. So much of them are fabricated as if by formula. WE are part of that equation...even the stupid shit.
All I'm saying is maybe we should read more books. Or not. I don't judge.
Lol! Who the hell am I kidding! Yes, I do. It's one of my many super powers.
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